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To: comic@superkids.com Subject: A few deep thoughts ----- Begin Included Message ----- A few deep thoughts A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "quit while you're ahead"? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me. they were cramming for their finals. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? ----- End Included Message ----- Questions or comments regarding this site? webmaster@superkids.com Copyright © 1998-2024 Knowledge Share LLC. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy |