Subject: Dog pet peeves



DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS



1. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!!

2. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

3. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... 
STOP IT.

4. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you 
now why we chew your stuff up when your not home.

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog,  
WHOOOOHOOOOO!!  What a proud moment for the 
top of the food chain.

6. Getting upset when I sniff your guests.  Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

7. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????

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