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Subject: Nightly Prayer
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The little boy was saying his nightly prayers...
"Dear God," he asked, "in your infinite wisdom, what is a million years?" The voice from above replied, "In my infinite wisdom, a million years is like one minute."
The little boy persisted, "Lord of the universe, in your infinite goodness, what is a million dollars?" The voice replied, "In my infinite goodness, a million dollars is like one penny."
"If that is true, O Mighty One," responded the boy, "in your infinite generosity, could you grant me one of your pennies?" The voice from above answered, "Just a minute."
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