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humor > > > Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

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Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999
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1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
6. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
7. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
8. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
9. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
10. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
11. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
13. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
14. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
15. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
16. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
17. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
18. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
19. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
20. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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