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To: email@example.com Subject: Fwd: Famous Composers ----- Begin Included Message ----- A MOVIE PRODUCER was lining up his next blockbuster - an action drama about famous composers. So he had his agent set up a meeting with Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwartzenegger, and he offered each of the actors the chance to pick which famous musician they would like to portray. "I've always admired Paganini," said Stallone. "Let me play him." "Mozart has always been a favourite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me." The producer turned to Schwartzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who would you like to portray?" After a long silence, Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach." ----- End Included Message -----return to top of page
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