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To: email@example.com Subject: Fwd: Merger Mania ----- Begin Included Message ----- Recently there have been a rash of business mergers. Anticipating new mergers could mean excellent market gains. Because you are an astute stock market maven you are receiving these likely mergers. I know you will know how to invest. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS [the new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild] POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER [the new company will be called polly-warner-cracker] W.R.GRAACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO.,MARY KAY COSMETICS and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS. [The company will be called hale mary fuller grace] 3m and GOODYEAR [MMM Good] JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE [Deere Abi] HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL. [Honey, I'm home!] DENISON MINES ALLIANCE and METAL MINING, [Mine all Mine] 3M J.C.PENNY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY. [3 penny opera] GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS [Poupon Pants] KNOTTS BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN The new Company will be called Knott NOW] ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFAASCO and DAKOTA MINING [the new company will be called Zipo Audi Do-Da] ----- End Included Message -----return to top of page
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