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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Childrens' Insights

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Children answer questions...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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	"You got to find somebody who likes
the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should
like it that you like sports, and she should  keep 
the chips and dip coming."
                    Alan, age 10

	"No person really decides before
they grow up who they're going to marry. God 
decides it all way before, and you get to find out 
later who you're stuck with."
                        Kirsten, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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	"Twenty-three is the best age because 
you know the person FOREVER by then."   
	Camille, age 10

	"No age is good to get married at.
You got to be a fool to get married."   
	Freddie, age 6


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL 
IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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	"Married people usually look happy
to talk to other people."
	Eddie, 6

	"You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
	Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND
DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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	 "Both don't want no more kids."
	Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 ---------------------------------------------------------
	"Dates are for having fun, and
people should use them to get to know each other. 
Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.   
	Lynnette, age 8.

	"On the first date, they just tell each 
other lies, and that usually gets them interested 
enough to go for a second date."
	Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE 
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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	"I'd run home and play dead. The
next day I would call all the newspapers and make 
sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
	Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
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	"When they're rich."
	Pam, age 7

	"The law says you have to be
eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
	Curt, age 7
	
	"The rule goes like this: if you
kiss someone, then you should marry them and 
have kids with them.  It's the right thing to do."
	Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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	"It's better for girls to be single
but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them."
	Anita, 9

	"Single is better, for the simple
reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. 
Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone
my mother and have her come over for some 
coffee and diaper-changing."
	Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT 
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, 
wouldn't there?"
	Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would 
come chasing after us just the same as they 
do now."
	Roberta, age 7


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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	"Tell your wife that she looks
pretty even if she looks like a truck." 
	Ricky, age 10


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