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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Something to think about......

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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but 
darken our skin? 

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside 
of the bottle? 

Why don't you ever see the headline:
 Psychic Wins Lottery? 

Why is abbreviated such a long word? 

Why is a boxing ring square? 

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move 
your lips? 

Why is it considered necessary to nail down 
the lid of a coffin? 

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? 

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 

Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, 
you have to click on Start? 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for 
an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and 
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 

Why is the man who invests all your money 
called a broker? 

Why is the third hand on the watch called 
a second hand? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic 
called rush hour? 

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? 

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of 
your feet? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? 

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when 
you can't drink and drive? 


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