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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: A few deep thoughts

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A few deep thoughts

A bus station is where a bus stops. 
A train station is where train stops. 
On my desk, I have a work station...

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, 
what fool came up with "quit while you're ahead"?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the 
Bible whole lot more as they get older, then it 
dawned on me. they were cramming for their finals.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the 
Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to
these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for 
them while they delivered the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges 
didn't live there?

If it's true that we are here to help others, 
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that 
everything will turn out OK.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency 
to be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that 
why people appear bright until you hear them 
speak?

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's 
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, 
how cold is it going to be?


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