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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Parent Job Description


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Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new
ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father
mad!  He said some things about you that people are not supposed
to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything
before.  You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be
Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but
not  with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in
the world. There are only four people in our family and I
can never do it.
Nan

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and
David the best.
Rob

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't
sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God, If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new
shoes.
Mickey

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school,
we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I
just want you to know that I am not just saying this because
you are God already.
Charles

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry


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