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Subject: DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY ----- Begin Included Message ----- DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY: Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power = Work / Time By substitution, since Knowledge = Power, Postulate 3 becomes: Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money, we have: Knowledge = Work / Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. ----- End Included Message -----

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