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Subject: HISTORICAL MOTHERS

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COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have 
written!" 

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you 
have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" 

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside 
your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me." 

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat?  Can't you just wear 
a baseball cap like the other kids?" 

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I 
would like to know how he got a better grade than you." 

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do 
something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse,  something...?" 

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across 
the Potomac,  you can kiss your allowance good-bye!" 

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric 
light bulb. Now turnit off and get to bed!" 

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young 
man, midnight is past your curfew."


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