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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: 1st Grade Proverbs

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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. 
She gave each child in her class the first half of a 
proverb and asked them to come up with the 
remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise
you. 
 
Better to be safe than
....................Punch a kid bigger than you 
 
Never underestimate the power of
....................Termites 
 
You can lead a horse to water but
....................how? 
 
Don't bite the hand that
..................looks dirty 
 
A miss is as good as a
 ......................Mr. 
 
You can't teach an old dog new
.................math 
 
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
...................stink in the morning 
 
Love all, trust
....................me 
 
Happy is the bride who
...................gets all the presents 
 
A penny saved is
............................not much 
 
Two's company, three's
........................The Musketeers 
 
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, 
cry and
..................you have to blow your nose 
 
None are so blind as
.....................Stevie Wonder 
 
Children should be seen and not
....................spanked or grounded 
 
When the blind leadeth the blind
................get out of the way 
 

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