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spacer humor > > > Famous Composers


To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Fwd:  Famous Composers


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A MOVIE PRODUCER was lining up his next blockbuster - an 
action drama about famous composers.  So he had his agent 
set up a meeting with Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude 
Van Damme, and Arnold Schwartzenegger, and he offered each 
of the actors the chance to pick which famous musician 
they would like to portray.

"I've always admired Paganini," said Stallone.  
"Let me play him."

"Mozart has always been a favourite," said Van Damme.  
"That's the part for me."

The producer turned to Schwartzenegger.  "And you, Arnold?  
Who would you like to portray?"

After a long silence, Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."


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