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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Fwd:  Merger Mania


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Recently there have been a rash of business mergers.  Anticipating new 
mergers could mean excellent market gains.  Because you are an astute stock 
market maven you are receiving these likely mergers.  I know you will know 
how to invest.

FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
[the new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild]

POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
[the new company will be called polly-warner-cracker]

W.R.GRAACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO.,MARY KAY COSMETICS and HALE BUSINESS 
SYSTEMS.
[The company will be called hale mary fuller grace]

3m and GOODYEAR
[MMM  Good]

JOHN DEERE  and ABITIBI-PRICE
[Deere Abi]

HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL.
[Honey, I'm home!]

DENISON MINES ALLIANCE and METAL MINING,
[Mine all Mine]

3M J.C.PENNY  and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY.
[3 penny opera]

GREY POUPON  and   DOCKERS PANTS
[Poupon Pants]
 
KNOTTS BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
The new Company will be called Knott NOW]

ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFAASCO and DAKOTA MINING
[the new company will be called Zipo Audi Do-Da]


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