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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Fwd:  more kid wisdom


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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
              -Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
               -Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
             -Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
              -Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
               -Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
               -Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower.
              -Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
             -Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
              -Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
              -Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
him.
              -Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
               -Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
              -Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
on the  phone.
              -Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.
               -Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.
               -Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.
              -Sam, Age 10

Watch out for cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
               -Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what
your mom told you to do.
              -Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
               -Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain.  It has lots of information.
             -Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes.
              -Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
              -Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
               -Cynthia, Age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and
grandma's house.
               -Joanne, Age 11

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