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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Remember when...

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Life was a lot less complicated when I was growing up.
It's a pity those days are long gone. Do you remember when. . .
   
   
   DECISIONS WERE MADE BY GOING
   "One potato, two potato.."
   
   MISTAKES WERE CORRECTED BY SIMPLY EXCLAIMING,
   "DO OVER!"
   
   "RACE ISSUE" MEANT ARGUING ABOUT
   WHO RAN THE FASTEST.
   
   MONEY ISSUES WERE HANDLED BY
   WHOEVER WAS THE BANKER IN "MONOPOLY."
   
   CATCHING THE FIREFLIES COULD
   HAPPILY OCCUPY AN ENTIRE EVENING.
   
   IT WASN'T ODD TO HAVE TWO OR THREE "BEST" FRIENDS.
   
   BEING OLD, REFERRED TO ANYONE OVER 20.
   
   THE NET ON A TENNIS COURT WAS THE PERFECT HEIGHT TO PLAY
   VOLLEYBALL AND RULES DIDN'T MATTER.
   
   IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE THAT
   DODGEBALL WASN'T AN OLYMPIC EVENT.
   
   HAVING A WEAPON IN SCHOOL, MEANT BEING CAUGHT
   WITH A SLINGSHOT.
   
   NOBODY WAS PRETTIER THAN MOM.
   
   SCRAPES AND BRUISES WERE KISSED AND MADE BETTER.
   
   IT WAS A BIG DEAL TO FINALLY BE TALL ENOUGH
   TO RIDE THE "BIG PEOPLE"  RIDES AT THE PARK.
   
   ABILITIES WERE DISCOVERED BECAUSE OF A
   "DOUBLE-DOG-DARE."
   
   SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS WEREN'T
   30-MINUTE ADS FOR ACTION FIGURES.
   
   "OLY-OLY-OXEN-FREE" MADE PERFECT SENSE.
   
   SPINNING AROUND, GETTING DIZZY
   AND FALLING DOWN WAS CAUSE FOR GIGGLES.
   
   THE WORST EMBARRASSMENT WAS BEING
   PICKED LAST FOR A TEAM.
   
   WAR WAS A CARD GAME.
   
   WATER BALLOONS WERE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON.
   
   BASEBALL CARDS IN THE SPOKES TRANSFORMED ANY
   BIKE INTO A MOTORCYCLE.
   
   TAKING DRUGS MEANT
   ORANGE-FLAVORED CHEWABLE ASPIRIN.
   
   ICE CREAM WAS CONSIDERED A BASIC FOOD GROUP
   (AND STILL IS AS BY MANY!!)
   
   OLDER SIBLINGS WERE THE WORST TORMENTORS, BUT
   ALSO THE FIERCEST PROTECTORS.
   
   IF YOU CAN REMEMBER MOST OR ALL OF THESE,
   THEN YOU HAVE LIVED!!!!



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