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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: Quotes?

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 

Everyone has a photographic memory.  
 Some don't have film. 

A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 

On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 

I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory. 

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 

Those who live by the sword 
 get shot by those who don't. 

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe 

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 

You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say 
 will be misquoted,  then used against you. 

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be 
 without sponges. 

Honk if you love peace and quiet. 

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how
 it remains so popular? 

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
 burial cost and blamed  it on the cost of living. 

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance 
 of getting something  right, there's a 90% probability 
 you'll get it wrong. 

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world 
 end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try 
 and pass them. 

You can't have everything, where would you put it? 

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 
 up 75% of the world's  population. 

The things that come to those that wait may be the
 things left by those who got there first. 

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine 
 for doing well. 

It was recently discovered that research causes
 cancer in rats. 

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter 
 since nobody listens. 

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 

Light travels faster than sound. 
 This is why some people appear bright 
 until you hear them speak.






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